explanation written 12/09 I took an orchestration class in the Fall of '09, for which our final project was to arrange (or compose) a piece for orchestra that was 3-5 minutes long. The Stanford Symphony Orchestra would read through them. I jumped at the chance to compose something. I'd had Sibelius for a long time but had no good orchestration training, so I didn't try to jump in without getting a little guidance. And voila, my first piece for orchestra. I figured out the opening melody (which I made a viola solo, as a tribute to the fact that I played viola in school orchestras for 6 years) worked with it for a bit, came up with the middle section's melody (which you can't hear on the recording because it was apparently hard to sight-read for the oboe and flute players). Then I had the idea of the snare and xylophone playing a 16th note pattern in unison underneath lots of colorful C major movement. The piece evolved from those basic sectional ideas. I had them all repeat a little at the end. NOTE ABOUT THE RECORDING Played by the Stanford Symphony Orchestra (with me on snare drum - their percussionists didn't show up) in December 2009, conducted by Giancarlo Aquilanti (my professor). They were missing a tuba player, a bass clarinet player, and the oboe and double bass players were both very timid. In a sight-read, people were timid about entrances and missed some key changes. It was recorded on a portable recorder in stereo with a mic placed 15 feet up behind the conductor, in Dinklespiel Auditorium. I'm very very happy I got a read through and a recording (FO' FREE). I do not begrudge the fact there were missing players - I just wanted to make it clear that the recording is not entirely what I wrote. Though after hearing it, there are some revisions I shall make. ABOUT THE TITLE The culture around orchestral music is often a bit pretentious. I was dipping into the culture by composing an orchestral piece. Also, the musical material for a large part of the piece is fairly melancholy, but it shifts significantly to light silliness, which is all repeated at the end. I realized the music wasn't entirely "serious," so I thought I would poke fun at the culture as well in my title.